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My Band
I don't know dude...
I think everbody's all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
And I think everbody's got a fuckin' problem with me dude...
ANd they need to take it up with me after the show...
Because...
[Chorus]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they all on me like they want to hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know I'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
[Eminem]
So I get OFF stage right, and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chick's, I'm like
"WAZZUP ladies, my name's Slim Shady,
I'm the lead singer of D-12 bady"
They're all like,"Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my fuckin god it's Eminem"
"I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock"
"Please, oh won't you please let me suck your cock"
And by now the rest of the fellas gettin jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do the acapellous
All the chicks start yellin,all the hot babes
Throw their bras and shirts and panties on stage
So every single night they start a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like a sibling rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I think you're tryin to steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because of these
[Chorus]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they all on me like they want to hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know I'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My band! My band! My band! My band! My band!
My band! My band! My band! My bannnnnnnnnnd! (baaaaaby)
(Swifty)-Give me this mic
[Swifty]
You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
Hey dad how come we don't rap on pro tools
Smash these vocals and do a performance
Cause we in a van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, you's a liar
And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
What the hell's wrong with our dressing room
Cuz our shit's lookin smaller then a decimal
See I know how to rap, it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intact, tryin to get on the map
Doin' jumpin jacks while gettin whipped on my back
[Kuniva and Konartis]
Look at Em little punk thinkin he's the shit
Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
(Eminem)-No I had an interview, not you two
You gonna be late for soundcheck
Man I ain't goin to soundcheck
But our mics are screwed up and he always sounds best
You know what man I'ma say somethin
Hey yo Em
(Eminem)-You got somethin so say
Man no
I thought you bout to tell him off, man what's up
Man I'ma tell him when I fell like, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up, we s'posed to be crew
I was bout to talk right after you
I swear (oh man whatever) I swear
[Chorus]
[Proof]
They say the lead singers rock, and the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot
I should cut off his mic when the music starts
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time I hear (Hey dude I love your band)
We ain't a band bitch, we don't play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every area code
(Eminem)-Proof carry my bag
Bitch, carry your own
Can't make on stage, security in the way
(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?)
[Bizarre]
God dammit, I'm sick of theis group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made all the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Konartis slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video, I was in the back
Superman video, I was in the back
Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions
Like who's D-12, how we get started
(what about Eminem)
Bitch are you retarded
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute(Hey sexy)
50 told me to do situps to get buff
Did two and a half, and couldn't get up
Fuck D-12, I'm outta this band
I'ma start a group with the real roxanne
[Eminem]
Girl why can't you see that you're the only one for me
And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my
Nammmmmmmme...
(Bizarre)-Man fuck this
[Bizarre]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
But they all up on me like they want to hold hands...(Fuck Marshall)
Cuz once I blow I'll know that I'll be the man...(yeah)
All because I'm the lead singer...
[Eminem and Bizarre]
My band!(Our band) My band!(Our band) My band!(Our band) My band!(Our band)
My band!(Our band) My band!(Our band) My band!(Roxanne) My band!(Troxanne)
My bannnnnnnd!
(Outro)
The hottest boy band in the world...
D-12
[Eminem]
I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girls to take off their
Underpants
I'm the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
My salsa, woah woah look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, My Salsa
Makes all the pretty girls dance and take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls dance and take off their underpants
My salsa
Where'd everybody go?
My Band
I don't know dude...
I think everbody's all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
And I think everbody's got a fuckin' problem with me dude...
ANd they need to take it up with me after the show...
Because...
[Chorus]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they all on me like they want to hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know I'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
[Eminem]
So I get OFF stage right, and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chick's, I'm like
"WAZZUP ladies, my name's Slim Shady,
I'm the lead singer of D-12 bady"
They're all like,"Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my fuckin god it's Eminem"
"I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock"
"Please, oh won't you please let me suck your cock"
And by now the rest of the fellas gettin jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do the acapellous
All the chicks start yellin,all the hot babes
Throw their bras and shirts and panties on stage
So every single night they start a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like a sibling rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I think you're tryin to steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because of these
[Chorus]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they all on me like they want to hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know I'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My band! My band! My band! My band! My band!
My band! My band! My band! My bannnnnnnnnnd! (baaaaaby)
(Swifty)-Give me this mic
[Swifty]
You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
Hey dad how come we don't rap on pro tools
Smash these vocals and do a performance
Cause we in a van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, you's a liar
And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
What the hell's wrong with our dressing room
Cuz our shit's lookin smaller then a decimal
See I know how to rap, it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intact, tryin to get on the map
Doin' jumpin jacks while gettin whipped on my back
[Kuniva and Konartis]
Look at Em little punk thinkin he's the shit
Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
(Eminem)-No I had an interview, not you two
You gonna be late for soundcheck
Man I ain't goin to soundcheck
But our mics are screwed up and he always sounds best
You know what man I'ma say somethin
Hey yo Em
(Eminem)-You got somethin so say
Man no
I thought you bout to tell him off, man what's up
Man I'ma tell him when I fell like, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up, we s'posed to be crew
I was bout to talk right after you
I swear (oh man whatever) I swear
[Chorus]
[Proof]
They say the lead singers rock, and the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot
I should cut off his mic when the music starts
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time I hear (Hey dude I love your band)
We ain't a band bitch, we don't play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every area code
(Eminem)-Proof carry my bag
Bitch, carry your own
Can't make on stage, security in the way
(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?)
[Bizarre]
God dammit, I'm sick of theis group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made all the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Konartis slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video, I was in the back
Superman video, I was in the back
Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions
Like who's D-12, how we get started
(what about Eminem)
Bitch are you retarded
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute(Hey sexy)
50 told me to do situps to get buff
Did two and a half, and couldn't get up
Fuck D-12, I'm outta this band
I'ma start a group with the real roxanne
[Eminem]
Girl why can't you see that you're the only one for me
And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my
Nammmmmmmme...
(Bizarre)-Man fuck this
[Bizarre]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
But they all up on me like they want to hold hands...(Fuck Marshall)
Cuz once I blow I'll know that I'll be the man...(yeah)
All because I'm the lead singer...
[Eminem and Bizarre]
My band!(Our band) My band!(Our band) My band!(Our band) My band!(Our band)
My band!(Our band) My band!(Our band) My band!(Roxanne) My band!(Troxanne)
My bannnnnnnd!
(Outro)
The hottest boy band in the world...
D-12
[Eminem]
I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girls to take off their
Underpants
I'm the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
My salsa, woah woah look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, My Salsa
Makes all the pretty girls dance and take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls dance and take off their underpants
My salsa
Where'd everybody go?
